• ½ oz vodka
• ½ oz rum
• ½ oz vermouth
• ½ oz gin
• ½ oz brandy
• a dash of bitters
• a dash of vinegar
• lemon peel
• orange peel
• cherry
• add scotch to top off

As the bartender in “The Nutty Professor” commented: 

“You going to drink this here, or are you going to take it home and rub it on your chest?” The drink was tested by experts: “This is totally drinkable – kind of like a weird Manhattan.” … or was that “Yeah, we’re in Manhattan and it’s weird.”?