Quoting those words no one really wants to hear when picking up  a hitchhiker:

Hitchhiker: “My family’s always been in meat.”
“The Texas Chain Saw Massacre” (1974)

This refreshingly crispy cinnamon and cider cocktail mix complements a good medium-rare piece of meat very nicely … or perhaps it might chill you to the bone, depends on the company.

• 1 oz. Fireball Cinnamon Whisky
• 1 oz. Campari
• 1 oz. cranberry juice
• 4 oz. Angry Orchard Crisp Apple hard cider

Pour ingredients over Ice. Stir. Garnish with stemmed maraschino cherry.