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The Dorothy Parker Cocktail

What can be written about Ms. Parker, a brilliantly gifted, caustically witty, non-conformist satirist, that hasn’t been said better by others, and most readers will presumably know her anyway, so let us narrow it down to the subject matter of this blog: film and drink.

Ms. Parker’s move to Hollywood in the mid-1930s triggered her second career as a screenwriter, with films such as ”A Star is Born” (1937) and an original screenplay for Hitchcock’s”Saboteur” (1942), and lasted until being blacklisted by the HUAC (House Un-American Activities Committee), her 1.000+ page FBI file must make good reading.

Although Esquire and The New Yorker have listed  Whiskey SourMartinis or Manhattans as Ms. Parker’s favourite drinks, there is also a cocktail named after her worth mentioning: The Dorothy Parker.

  • 1½ Citrus Vodka
  • ½ Triple Sec
  • ¼ Chambord Liqueur
  • ½ freshly squeezed lemon juice
  • champagne (or sparkling wine) to top off

Shake all ingredients except champagne, strain into a sugar-rimmed cocktail glass and top off with champagne.

Some Dorothy Parker quotes to set the mood:

“This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.” 
(in reference to Benito Mussolini’s ”The Cardinal’s Mistress”.)

“Tell him I was too f**king busy– or vice versa.”

“I wish I could drink like a lady
I can take one or two at the most
Three and I’m under the table
Four and I’m under the host”_
(Dorothy Parker)

Trivia I: If you have ever caught an episode of ”Gilmore Girls” (2000-2007) then you might have noticed the Dorothy Parker tribute by the show’s creator Ms. Amy Sherman-Palladino by way of the production company’s name: “Dorothy Parker Drank Here Productions”.

Besides Sylvia Plath’s “The Unabridged Journals”, Rory‘s reading list included “Complete Stories” and “The Portable Dorothy Parker”

Trivia II: The New York Distilling Company named one of their two flagship gins after her: The Dorothy Parker Gin [1] which has spawned a number of cocktails in her honour, see http://vinepair.com/wine-blog/9-inventive-gin-cocktails-inspired-by-the-legendary-dorothy-parker/ .

[1] New York Distilling Company –  http://www.nydistilling.com/spirits/

The Chuck Norris

  • 1 shot cherry vodka
  • 2 shots energy drink

Fill a shot glass with cherry vodka and put inside a larger glass. Take the energy drink and pour into the glass until it reaches the top of the shot glass.

The rumour suggesting that Chuck’s canned urine was the original recipe for Red Bull remains unconfirmed.

The Dude’s White Russian

The Dude‘s, of “The Big Lebowski” (1998) fame, favourite:

  • ⅔ oz coffee liqueur
  • 1⅔ oz vodka
  • 1 oz fresh cream

Pour coffee liqueur and vodka into an ice filled Old Fashioned glass. Float fresh cream on top and stir slowly. ”

And this film being a treasure trove memes and animated GIFs, 2nd perhaps only to “Animal House” (1978), here are a few I collected or rendered for my Twitter audience: